You just can’t leave ‘em alone for a minute! My parents are both 71 years old (mom will be next month). You would think by now they would have a little common sense!
My mother (all 5′0″ of her), decided the other day that there was an ugly dandilion in the front lawn. She said the diameter was about 2″ or so. So, in her infinite wisdom, she decided to bend over, grab it with both hands and try to yank it out of the ground! She pulled and pulled, but nothing…dandilion still in the ground. Instead of accepting defeat (or getting a clipper) she decided to give it another try. Lo and behold it came out of the ground and she ended up ON the ground. She says she landed on her butt in the grass, but we think she landed on the sidewalk.
Wait…it gets better!
She rolls herself onto her knees and crawls about 2-3 feet towards the front of the house when she realizes that she still can’t get up off the ground.
What does she do?
She starts yelling my dad’s name (who happens to be in the house and about as deaf as the door itself). Obviously, he doesn’t hear her.
Now what to do?
She picks up some small rocks (pebbles) that are within reach and starts throwing them at the front door.
Does my dad hear it? NO WAY! He thinks his oxygen concentrator is just making “funny noises”.
Does he notice that she’s been outside for a long time? NO…
She’s out there for quite a while when finally the neighbor down the street hears her yelling and comes over to help her up and back into the house.
I finally found out about this 3 days later (by accident) when she is still having trouble getting around. HELLO ????
We shouldn’t have had to tell her this…but NO MORE WEED PULLING! We also shouldn’t have to tell my dad this…but, if she’s outside more than 10 minutes GO CHECK ON HER!
DUH! What’s the matter with parents these days???


Here’s a video about how time rushes by…
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